Spaghetti Cat Is Taking Over Television!

August 20, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The mystery of today’s “Hot Slut of the Day” has been solved! Spaghetti Cat made his debut on “The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet” last week during a serious discussion about binge drinking. At the time, the show never explained why they suddenly cut to Spaghetti Cat and then cut back to the show.

A spokesbitch for Fox said it wasn’t a mistake. They explained to Fishbowl that it was completely intentional. The rep said, “What you saw was our new bleep photo. When someone says something inappropriate we’re going to use something like that. You’re going to see a lot more of those in the future.” Love this shit. It still won’t make me watch “The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet,” but it’s a genius idea.

Fox needs to take it a step further. They should only show Spaghetti Cat’s picture 24/7. Better than some of the crap they have now. Shit, every station should only show his picture all day, every day.

He’s already become my computer’s wallpaper, my screensaver, my iPhone’s wallpaper and I’m thisclose to getting his surprised face tattooed on my ass. Don’t tempt me.

VIA Mollygood

Thanks Stephanie

Tags: Alien Voodoo

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