Granny’s Got A Gun

August 20, 2008 / Posted by:

85-year-old Leda Smith of Point Marion, PA is not about to let some punk ass bitch fuck with her home! On Sunday afternoon, Leda was chilling in her home, probably smoking a bong and listening to Wu Tang, when she heard some bitch breaking into her house. Leda said her neighbor’s home was recently robbed, so she had been keeping a .22-caliber revolver near her bed.

She went on to say, “I just walked right on past him to the bedroom and got my gun. I said ‘What are you doing in my house?’ He just kept saying he didn’t do it.” Leda then made the 17-year-old robber call the police while she kept the gun pointed at him. She ordered him to hand her the phone so that she could report his ass. With the 911 operator on the line, she instructed him to lie face down on the floor with his legs spread. She continued to the point the gun at him. This memaw doesn’t eff around. I guess watching all those episodes of “Barney Miller” really paid off.

The 17-year-old was charged with attempted burglary and related offenses in juvenile court.

Leda said she found the whole thing “exciting.” Granny got a taste for the gangsta life and now she’s not going back! She also said, “I just hope I broke up the (burglary) ring because they have been hitting a lot of places around here.” I hope all the criminals of Point Marion, PA heard that loud and clear. There’s a new head bitch in charge and her name is Leda Smith.

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