Ewww!

Amanda Beard is not bumping dicks with superhuman Michael Phelps! She denied the rumors on Johnjay and Rich’s radio show yesterday morning. Amanda could have kept it simple by just saying, “No, I’m not sucking on his dolphin fin.” Instead, she said “ewww” over and over again when asked about the rumors.

Amanda said, “Eww, that’s nasty. I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps. Come on, I have really good taste. He’s really not my type.” Ewww? Seriously, how old is this broad? Did she go to The Michael K School of Vocabulary? I don’t remember her as one of my students.

Something tells me Amanda tried to sit on Michael’s golden peen once, but she couldn’t handle it. Even Sienna Miller’s vagina of destruction quivers at the thought of getting near his invincible rod.

Below is the clip of Amanda bashing Phelps yesterday morning. Take an espresso shot every time she says “ewwww.” Your ass will probably explode before you even get to the 2 minute mark.