Closer To Her Blaaaake

August 20, 2008 / Posted by:

The Crackie of Camden is expected to check into a rehab facility near the prison where Blaaaake is currently serving time. At least when she screams “Blaaaake” out of her window, he can actually hear her. The Sun reports that Amy Wino will get treatment at a clinic in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk. And by “treatment” I mean do drugs and eat ice pops.

Russell Brand suggested the joint to Wino’s people, because it’s close to Blaaaake. Russell beat his own addictions at the clinic. Are we sure that Wino and Russell aren’t long-lost twin crackies? They have the same crack’s nest sitting on their head. Someone should investigate.

Of course, Mitch Wino had something to say about this. The man must have every newspaper, radio station and TV show on speed dial. He said, “This is a very good idea. If she can get clean and still see Blake it can only be good.” You know what’s a better idea? Mitch Wino sticking his fat ass head in quick sand.

A puny rehab clinic is not going to solve Wino’s problems. Hazmat and the Catholic Church should really consider teaming up and opening their own rehab facility just for Wino. She needs a good spray down and a few exorcisms to set her straight.

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