Breakfast Of Champions

August 20, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

That person who won a bunch of trophies at that one contest in China is on the new box of Corn Flakes. He will also be on the box for Frosted Flakes in September. He’s already said that Frosted Flakes is his favorite cereal in the world.

This has apparently pissed off a few nutritionists. They’re upset because Frosted Flakes has three times the sugar as Wheaties and only a third of the fiber. They think he should be on the cover of a Wheaties box instead. What do they know? They need to sit in a big bowl of Frosted Flakes and shut the hell up.

I don’t eat Corn Flakes anymore, but I used to be addicted to that shit. I would eat them with everything. I would even use them to make extremely ghetto nachos. I would sprinkle shredded cheese on top of a bowl of Corn Flakes and microwave that shit. Mmmm…I could go for a bowl right now.

On another note, since Michael Phelps shaves his pits, does that mean he waxes his dolphin fin area too? No pubies on a dude always freaks me out. I don’t like to rumble in the jungle, but I like a little something down there.

Tags: PHELPS!!!

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