Babies are taking over the world! They are everywhere! Soon, the streets will be covered in green diarrhea and animal crackers! Okay, rant over….for now.
Jennifer Garner has just announced the obvious: she’s knocked up with her second child. Band-aid baby anyone?
Jennifer confirmed the news to Access Hollywood, “We’re so excited, obviously.” I bet she smiled through that whole statement. She probably even smiles when she sleeps. Hell, she probably even smiles when she poops. I mean, who smiles while taking a shit?! Jennifer Garner does.
And in EVEN MORE BABY NEWS, Ben Affleck’s main girl, Matt Damon, might have a new baby in his arms tonight. The Miami Herald reports that his wife is currently in labor. Right now. Yeah, there’s no such thing as privacy anymore. Sorry.
BABIES! BABIES!!! BABIES!!!!!