The Pussy With Four Ears!

August 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Holy hell! It’s Devil Pussy! It’s like he was made just for my dark-sided heart. I want to snuggle with him and blow into his four ears while we plot our next evil move together! Unfortunately, the dumb broad who adopted Devil Pussy thinks he looks more like Yoda from “Star Wars.” NOT. Bitch needs to get her eyeballs rotated, because she’s mistaken.

Yoda (aka Devil Pussy) was adopted by a couple from Chicago almost two years. Valerie and Ted Rock were boozing at their local watering hole when they noticed a cage filled with kittens near the bar. The owners brought the lil’ pussies to the bar to find them homes. Brilliant idea! Pass out the innocent kitties to a bunch of drunks! The owners must be crackheads. Wait. Yoda is a crack kitty! That’s why he grew four ears. I love him even more.

Anypussy, Valerie immediately noticed Yoda and his four ears. She said it was love at first purr and they adopted him on the spot.

Their vet said he had never seen anything like Yoda. After examining him, the vet claims Yoda can’t hear out of his extra ears and everything else is much pretty normal.

Valerie is paranoid that someone is going to try and pussynap Yoda, so she always keeps him indoors. Good thinking. You just know that after reading this story, Bernann McKinney put her crazy ass on a Greyhound bus headed for Chicago. I don’t blame her. I want a Yoda pussy of my own! Does he do parties at least?

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