The Photoshop Awards: Xtina’s New Perfume Ad

August 19, 2008 / Posted by:

The bitch who airbrushed this mess must have been on the verge of getting fired and knew about it, because it’s obvious that they didn’t give a turtle’s dick (NSFW) about this shit. This is some sweatshop fuckery. It pretty much looks like shit you would find at the dollar store.

Now let’s talk about the description. This was seriously written by a wet queef. There is no way that an actual person put this together. Like some tranny liquid is really going to make me “stand up for what I believe in.” It’ll probably make me hungry for red lipstick and orange grease.

And what in pink hell is up with the cheese grater in back of Xtina? Is that a metaphor or something? I know what “cut the cheese” means, but what does “shred the tranny clown” mean?


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