Run from that mess known as “90210” before it’s too fucking late! Just make sure not to spill a drop of your delicious cocktail. You don’t want to waste any of life’s precious nectar.
So….Lucille Bluth aka Jessica Walter is just one of the stars of The CW’s “90210,” which premieres September 2nd. The network has decided not to send out screeners for the show to reporters and critics. I guess it’s highly unusual not to send out copies before a show’s premiere. This basically means it sucks harder than that slut Kelly Taylor at a frat party.
The network said it’s a “strategic marketing decision.” They went on to say, “We’re not hiding anything . We’re simply keeping a lid on 90210 until 9.02, riding the curiosity and anticipation into premiere night, and letting all our constituents see it at the same time.”
I haven’t seen this fuckery and I already know what my review is going to be: “MORE BRENDA! MORE LUCILLE BLUTH!”
I mean, the poster for the show is a bunch of kids in a pool. Kids in a pool = floating shit. That says it all.