This is exactly what your genitals need this morning. Make sure you put a fresh baby wipe over them before watching this video. They will either cry milky tears or barf up yesterday’s meal. And you know exactly what I mean by “yesterday’s meal.” You filthy whore!
Matt Lauer and Al Roker have once again proven why they get paid the big bucks for their work on “Today.” This morning they performed a male tandem rhythmic gymnastics routine to Gary Wright’s “Dream Weaver.” Male tandem gymnastics sounds like what I did last night. I just wish I had some Gary Wright playing in the background.
They should perform this shit at the Closing Ceremony.
P.S. – After seeing Al Roker in spandex, I can never look at a peanut the same way again.