Lily Allen was out getting wasted in London last night with a bunch of bitches, when some French ho tried to kill her buzz by calling her a bunch of names. Lily and her friends left a club and were trying to find their car when the French ho called her a “fucking asshole.” Lily, being the lady that she is, responded with, “Yeah, come and say that to my face you fucking cunt!” Nice use of the “cunt word.” 10 points for Lily!
Lily then decided she wasn’t going to wait for Frenchie to come to her. She turned around and tried to punch the ho three times. I don’t know if she ever made contact. Lily needed to put down that ciggie and hit the bitch like a champ! Frenchie just stood there, laughing at her ass! 20 points for Frenchie! Lily is trying to sock her in the baguette and Frenchie thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world. That’s why I love booze. It has the ability to make everything hilarious!
After that public display of embarrassment, Lily walked away but kept shouting at Frenchie.
What’s in the air in London that makes all these girls want to slap a ho? I should move to London. I can walk down the street, bitch slapping skanks left and right. When the police ask me to explain my actions, I’ll say, “I can’t. Blame it on the London air!”
Here’s a few more of Lily making a fool of herself by trying to punch the French hyena. The Sun also has video of the incident. Oh and some of these pictures have a little nipple action in them.