JLo was on “Good Morning America” yesterday to talk about how she’s training for the 22nd Annual Malibu Triathlon. Some nosy bitch on the set of the morning show told MSNBC’s The Scoop that JLo just doesn’t understand why everyone is talking about “that swimmer” and not about her!
The nosy bitch went on to say, “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”
JLo is fucking right! Michael Phelps is known for being a superhuman who pretty much conquered the impossible, and JLo is known for being a former Fly Girl with a fat ass. Our priorities are all fucked up! JLo should be the one getting all the attention. Shame on us! And shame on NBC for devoting hours and hours to Phelps instead of JLo. Shit, Debbie Phelps shouldn’t be in Beijing! She should be in Malibu, preparing to cheer on JLo! We all should.
There’s just one little problem though. I don’t think any of us really give a fuck about JLo!