Would You Hit It?

August 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Why did I think Kanye West had major body underneath his clothes? It’s like meeting a hot bitch at a bar and thinking they are all ripped under their clothes. You go home with them only to find out that their body looks like something out of an Easy Bake Oven. Total and utter letdown. But that still doesn’t stop you from riding that shit until it pops.

And for such a cocky bitch, Kanye has such teensy weensy nipples. Baby nippies. He needs to moisturize his nipples daily with Nipout! It doesn’t work on ass lips though. So…..I’ve heard.

With all that being said, I’D HIT IT! Yes, in all caps. That’s how Kanye likes it.

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