Wino Is Not On Drugs

A bunch of HATERS booed the Crackie of Camden on day 1 of the V Festival. And by “haters” I mean a bunch of sober people with perfect hearing and eyesight. Day 2 of the festival was sort of better for Wino, but not really. At least she didn’t look like she just had an orgy with maggots in a bed of rotten meat.

Although, she did manage to make a funny. Wino told the audience, “You’re a really nuts crowd. I’m not on drugs, honest. So boo you guys for yesterday.” If Wino is off the bad shit for good, then the entire drug industry would collapse. Half of South America would close for business. But maybe she’s telling the truth (HA)? I once knew a recovering junkie who was sober for like 10 years or some shit and still acted like a royal crackhead. Once you go crack, your brain never goes back.

And in honor of it being gross Monday, here’s Wino crack yodeling her way through “Valerie.” This shit will bring druggies out of their coma. Wino’s crackie call brings all the junkies to the yard.