Sandcastle Disco?!

August 18, 2008 / Posted by:

I can’t believe Beyonce and Daddy Knowles actually let Solange out of the basement to shoot a video for “Sandcastle Disco.” What am I saying? They shot this shit in the basement. If you bring your nose close enough to the screen, you can even smell Beyonce’s musty wigs marinating in basement dust.

Beyonce must have told Solange that “Sandcastle Disco” would be a cute title for a song. NOT. It sounds like the name of a tranny bar in Thailand.

And it’s not right that Mama Knowles made Solange’s outfits out of Beyonce’s old ass prom dresses. Some of the shit Solange is wearing makes her look even more like the broken condom baby of Diana Ross and Orlando Jones. Not right! I blame Beyonce!

Don’t worry, Solange. I’m still your biggest fan. Hell, I think I’m your only fan.

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