That’s the face JLo made when she first saw Skeletor’s dehydrated slug peen. It’s also the face she’s going to make when she’s competes in a triathlon next month. Yes, she’s actually going through with that shit!
JLo was on “Good Morning America” today where she talked about training for the 22nd Annual Malibu Triathlon. JLo will have to run, swim and bike her way around Malibu. Yeah, fucking right. More like shop, eat and fart her way through Malibu!
JLo said she got the idea while she was knocked up with the Dragon Tales twins, “It came up when I was eight months pregnant, when I was beached like a whale. I was watching TV, and I saw a triathlon and I said, ‘I think I could do that.’ … Maybe we could raise some money and do something really great.” JLo will donate any money raised to the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles.
She has even started a blog to share her “tips” on training for a triathlon. This bitch must be drinking from Skeletor’s stash of virgin blood! JLo offering tips?! Tip #1 is: Get someone else to do it for you!
Seriously, they need to watch this jelly ham from start to finish. She’s going to do the old switcheroo! While some dude in a ratty wig and a pillow down his pants does the race, JLo will be in her all-white trailer, getting her make-up done.