Daniel Radcliffe has a small case dyspraxia, a disorder that fucks up your coordination.
DanRad’s spokesbitch said, “Yes, Dan Radcliffe does have dyspraxia. This is something he has never hidden. Thankfully his condition is very mild and at worst manifests itself in an inability to tie his shoelaces and bad handwriting.” Bad handwriting? I probably have a terminal case of dyspraxia.
DanRad also joked about his condition, “”I sometimes think, ‘Why, oh why, has Velcro not taken off?’”
Poor Hairy Potter. I will gladly help him tie his shoelaces anytime he needs it. And while I’m down there, I might as well as polish his…..sneaker’s tongue. What did you think I was going to say? You filthy ass bitches!