Over two weeks ago, we got the sad news that Christina Applegate was battling a form of breast cancer. Well, she’s in the clear! In an interview airing on “Good Morning America” tomorrow, Christina said, “I’m clear. Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread. They got everything out, so I’m definitely not going to die from breast cancer.” Thank Buck Bundy!
Christina was able to catch it early thanks to a doctor ordered MRI. She said that when she first found out she “was so mad and I — I just remember I was — I was just shaking – and then also immediately, I had to go into… ‘take-care-of-business-mode,’ which was … I asked them, ‘What do I do now? What – what is it that I do? I get a doctor, I get a surgeon, I get an oncologist? What do I do?”‘
She quickly started calling around to find someone to teach her how to live macrobiotically. Does that mean she can only eat seeds, grass and berries? Can you at least drink booze on a macrobiotic diet? It’s made out of natural shit, right? Just say yes!
UPDATE: Christina said she underwent a double mastectomy, even though the cancer was detected it only one breast. She said, “My decision, after looking at all the treatment plans that were possibilities for me, the only one that seemed the most logical and the one that was going to work for me was to have a bilateral mastectomy. So basically I had a prophylactic double mastectomies. I didn’t want to go back to the doctors every four months for testing and squishing and everything. I just wanted to kind of be rid of this whole thing for me. This was the choice that I made, and it was a tough one.” She didn’t undergo chemotherapy.
Phew! I’m happy to hear that Christina is going to be alright. Let’s all celebrate by getting off of our fat asses and doing the “Bundy Bounce” in her honor. And don’t forget to say, “The newwwwwww Allante” while doing it! Clip below (skip to 9:18):