Avril Lavigne Is “Too Sexy” For Malaysia

August 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Just like the Pussycat Dolls and Gwen Stefani before her, Avril Lavigne might have to change her act in order to play Malaysia. The Islamic party has asked the government to cancel her upcoming concert on August 29th, because they feel her act is “too sexy.” That pretty hilarious, because Avril is about as sexy as wet granny panties hanging over a shower rod. Seriously, why did my abuelita always insist on washing her enormous panties in the sink and drying them on the shower rod? It was always one of the first things I saw in the morning growing up. Memories.

Anyway, a party official said this about Avril’s show, “It is considered too sexy for us…it’s not good for viewers in Malaysia. We don’t want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models.”

The Ministry will discuss this shit in a meeting tomorrow. Concert organizers are positive that they will be able to work things out. When PCD and Gwen Stefani played Malaysia, they had to tone down their show and cover up their shit.

In Avril’s case, I’m guessing “too sexy” really means “fucking annoying.


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