But Was Iggy The Ring Bearer?

August 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Portia de Rossi, 35, and Ellen Degeneres, 50, completely ruined their relationship by getting married in California yesterday. It’s a known fact that marriage ruins people’s lives!!! Although, Portia and Ellen will beat the odds. Gayelles do it better.

Ellen’s spokesbitch confirmed to People that they made it legal at their home in Los Angeles. They both wore Zac Posen, because details like that are very important. When you lay awake tonight, thinking about what in muffin hell Ellen and Portia wore to their wedding, you’ll have the answer. Oh! And the flowers were by Mark’s Garden. Another very fucking important fact.

Only 19 people were invited to the ceremony. Iggy the Dog better have been their ring bearer or I will slap Ellen with a veiny dick and she won’t like that very much. In fact, it might make her vomit uncontrollably.

Congratulations to these two lezzies in love. Do you think whoever officiated the ceremony said, “You may now scissor the bride“?

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