Is Ray-Ban Paying Their Gayelle Asses?

August 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I know HoHan and SamRo are supposed to be hipster lezzies or something, but damn! Can’t they wear something else besides Ray-Bans? Now, I’ve been known to put on a pair of Wayfarers now and then, but now it’s hard for me to do so without thinking about these coochie lickers. Damn then! Ray-Ban better be paying them the big bucks.

Here’s these two buying a bunch of dumb shit they don’t need in Los Angeles yesterday. All they do is fucking shop. They need to turn up the action. I’m waiting for the sex tape to hit the internets. I wanna see these two bump cokey ginas, smash pies, mack on a ham wallet, grill up a furburger…..something. Actually, I take that back. That would not be the gayelle sex tape of my dreams. Now a Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon sex tape is a different story.

Tags: Brigitte Bardot, Gayelles, I Don't Like Jokes, John Travolta, SamRo

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