Bigfoot Fakery!

August 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Everyone has been talking about this supposed Bigfoot that was found by two twats in Georgia. Even CNN covered this shit. Although, that’s not saying much. The two lie-tellers, a cop on medical leave and a former corrections officer, held a press conference in Palo Alto, CA yesterday to talk about their discovery.

Basically, we didn’t learn shit! Well, we learned the address of their website (AGAIN) and they brought an e-mail from some entomologist bitch who tested three DNA samples. One sample was human, one was a possum and the other was Robin Williams. No, the other couldn’t be tested due to “technical problems.” Yeah, probably because it’s fucking polyester.

The dudes did not show the body, because they are waiting for scientists to exam it. Um….I’m not a scientist and I can already tell you that thing is a Danny DeVito costume with Vienna sausages on top of it. Or maybe Parasite Hilton wet queefed on it?

They also announced they are giving Bigfoot-hunting tours in Georgia for $499. What’s to hunt? I mean, isn’t he already dead?

Below is a clip from the press conference. You can also visit Cryptomundo for many more details.

Even though these dudes are all kinds of fake, I’d still hit it on a gorrilla costume covered in fish jizz.

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