You May Now Kiss The Gayelle!

August 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Ellen Degeneres and Mandy Rogers aka Portia de Rossi are going to tie the vagina this weekend in California. UsWeekly reports that the two blonde gayelles will have a small ceremony now that it’s legal for gay hos to ruin their lives by getting married.

Last May, Ellen announced on her show that she would make Portia an honest woman.

This is the only thing I want to know. Are Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon going to be there? If so, I will jump my sick ass on a plane and crash that shit! Dancing cheek-to-cheek with Rojo Caliente to a Melissa Etheridge song would make my life. And I’m not talking about the cheeks on our faces.

Hopefully, Portia didn’t sign any pre-nup. She can’t really get knocked up by Ellen, so that’s her only best bet! Sorry, business first, pleasure second.

And does anyone know an address where I can send them a gift certificate to Homo Depot as a congratulations? Actually, Ellen and Portia are fancy gayelles. I would have to send them a gift certificate to Homo Depot EXPO instead.

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