What Do You Expect Him To Say?

August 15, 2008 / Posted by:

The hillbilly hooker who swears she bumped fuglies with Casey Aldridge while he was dating Jamie Lynne Spears is a liar! Well, that’s what Casey claims anyway. A source told TMZ that Casey called up the Spears family to let them know that 28-year-old Kelli Dawson is fibbin’. And I bet you he used that exact word. “Hot damn! She be fibbin’!

Casey said that the picture of him touching tongues with Kelli was taken before he started getting it on with Jamie Lynne. He said that Kelli sold her fake story to make some cash. She probably needed the money to bail out her uncle/boyfriend.

What do you expect Casey to say? To quote Madonna from Body of Evidence: “I don’t know why men lie. They just do. MEN LIE.

Obviously, Casey ate from Kelli’s possum pie and she sold her story. Next time Kelli should try and get better and more scandalous pictures of them. Touching tongues is harmless. I mean, Angelina Jolie used to do that with her own brother all the time.

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