The Crackie Of Camden Returns To The Streets!

August 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Excuse me while I slowly inhale these pictures. I’ve been aching for this much needed Wino fix. It feels so warm. Look at all the purdy colors. Life is beautiful again. Phew. It’s been forever sine Wino properly graced us with her crackie presence. I was beginning to fade fast.

The Crackie of Camden was back to ruling the streets last night, with her goddaughter in tow. It’s never to early to the learn the ways of the crackie. The Wino we all have come to know and love (?) once again attacked some stranger on the street.

The Sun reports that for some reason Wino slapped a middle-aged woman on the street and yelled at her , “Let fucking go of me, dickhead.” She went on to say, “you fucking bitch!” Welcome back Wino. I’ve missed you.

The people of Camden should know better than to go out at night when there’s a crackie on the prowl. That middle-aged woman had it coming! You can probably see her crack hive coming a mile away. That’s your warning to head indoors, lock up and immediately hide your ice pops, light bulbs and spoons. The Crackie of Camden is on the loose!

Here’s more of my beloved Wino looking like a greasy, hairy Slim Jim last night in Camden.

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