August 15, 2008 / Posted by:

This is a screenshot taken from inside my head. A gorgeous chola (and slightly goth) beauty serving pancakes at IHOP? What more do you need? I could live in this picture for the rest of my days. I just want to curl up in one of those booths, watch that waitress all day long and breathe in the sickly sweet aroma of butter pecan syrup. Beautiful.

And now, I must say how sowwy I am for the lack of posts today and yesterday. I’ve been trying to fight this raggedy ass cold. I went to the doctor this afternoon and he gave me a lap dance. No, I wish. He’s hot. Anyway, he gave me a bunch of party favors, told me to drink more booze and to lay down a lot. Okay, he didn’t tell me about the booze part. But it can’t hurt? Everyone knows alcohol kills germs.

This means that the weekend will also be pretty light. By the power of Chicken Cutlets, I promise that shit will be back to normal on Monday.

xoMichael K

Thanks for the beautiful picture, Jenni!

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