John Mayer Is Shy
August 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
For the past couple of days, John Mayer has been covering up his douche mug from the paparazzi in NYC. John is usually so fucking chatty with those bitches.
His eyes are probably red shot from all the crying he’s been doing. I mean, he’s just lost the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world. Or maybe he has herpes in the eyes (NSFL). Yeah, it’s probably the latter.
Here’s John looking like a Batman fangirl today, and looking like Jacko yesterday. He should keep the “Jacko-look.” He’s never looked sexier.
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