Bernann McKinney: The Craziest Bitch Of Our Time

August 15, 2008 / Posted by:

The crazy dog cloning lady aka the Mormon man rapist aka Bernann McKinney is getting so much action on this site that she needs her own fucking tag. In case you have no idea what I’m babbling about, let me fill you in. Well, first you need to slap yourself with a rubber vagina, because you really should know about this story.

So…Bernann paid Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger. She made international headlines. Someone recognized her crazy ass as a woman named Joyce McKinney. Joyce kidnapped and sexually assaulted a Mormon dude in England in the 1970s. She fled England and spent the next 30+ years doing a bunch of hood rat stuff including breaking into a dog pound and whoring herself out for drugs. Bernann confessed that she is indeed Joyce McKinney.

Well, the bitch has been recognized again! Officials in Carter County, TN claims Bernann is the same bitch who was charged with criminal conspiracy to commit aggravated burglary and contributing to the delinquency of a minor in their town in 2004.

Apparently, a woman who looks a lot like Bernann convinced a 15-year-old boy to break into a house to steal some cash. She said she needed the money to buy a fake leg for her horse. Feed me to the fucking alligators, I’ve heard it all!

The woman then skipped town, missing her trial. Officials are currently deciding if they wish to pursue the matter. They said, “It’ll depend on where she is now, how important the case is, how much it would cost the taxpayers and whether witnesses are still around.”

AND (yes, there’s more) with all the attention she’s been getting, Bernann has left Korea without her cloned puppies. She’s on the run and might be coming for you.

Previously, I said that Lifetime needs to work on a movie about Bernann’s life. I take it back. This shit right here was MADE for John Waters. It’s a shame Edith Massey has passed away. The role of Bernann McKinney was meant for her.


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