At Least She Had A Designated Driver

August 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Police in Texas arrested 35-year-old Jennifer Lynn Rosenberg after they found out she made her 12-year-old daughter drive her to the bar. Too bad Jennifer doesn’t live in Long Island. She would have succeeded White Oprah as their Mother of the Year.

The po-po pulled over a minivan for turning into a driveway without signaling. The minivan then bumped in a house. After they found out the driver was a 12-year-old girl, they asked her where her parents were. The girl admitted that she just dropped her mommy off at the bar.

Jennifer was immediately pulled away from her White Russian and arrested. She’s still in jail on a $2,500 bond. Child Protective Services said they were “investigating” the matter. What’s to investigate? The drunk bitch made her child drive her to the bar?! If that doesn’t scream “don’t pass go, don’t collect your child,” then I don’t know what does.

This story reminded me of Holly Schnobrich who made news last year after she made her 5-year-old son drive her around because she was too cracked out on pills. When asked why she made him drive, she said, “He’s a good driver.”

Thanks Kath

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