Tits AND Lips?

August 14, 2008 / Posted by:

First of all, sorry for the lack of posts this morning. I caught some kind of cold earlier this week and it is really fucking me in the ass without lube today. I’m trying to hold on for dear life! May Chicken Cutlets be with me. Tommy Girl has put a curse on me. No wonder I’m always having nightmares about little green peens. So…if I’m slower than usual today and I don’t make much sense (again, more than usual), that’s the reason. Now let’s get on with it!

Katie Price wandered the streets of Los Angeles yesterday buying a bunch of shit she really doesn’t need. Katie will usually vomits up all kinds of information about herself, but she wasn’t talking yesterday. The paps asked her if she got her chichis reduced. She wouldn’t say, but it looks like whatever they took from her tittays, they put in her lips. Maybe that’s why she couldn’t talk. She couldn’t open her fucking mouth. If that’s the case, she should get them bigger. Her pout looks like Tommy Girl’s ass lips (that curse just got stronger) after a game of “shock the booty” with Johnny Travolta.

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