Off The Hook?

Christian Bale may not be charged for allegedly “pushing and shove” his mommy during a fight last month in London. Christian was arrested after some nosy bitches called the cops on him. It was reported that Christian’s mommy and sissy were trying to get $200,000 for him and he wasn’t having it. He denied that he ever touched them in a meanie way.

The Sun reports that if Christian tells the cops he’s guilty, he will get a caution and avoid court. If he doesn’t, the cops can still charge him.

A caution? That is so polite! So if he says he’s guilty, the cops will just say, “Ah! That’s kay love! Just don’t do it next time. Would ye fancy some tea now that we’ve settled that?” Or they might just say, “HA! We tricked the Batman! Off to prison ye go – for life!”

UPDATE: Christian will not face any charges. He’s officially off the hook. BLIMEY!