Of Course

August 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Daisy De La Hoya, the muppet stripper from Rock of Love 3, has already effed her way through Bret Michaels, Dave Navarro and probably C.C. DeVille. It should be no surprise that she’s reportedly bumping genital warts with Tommy Lee. She’ll fuck any foolio in a band and he’ll fuck anyone with a pulse, so this works out just swell.

Daisy’s spokesbitch told E! that they are “just friends.” Daisy needs to stop lowering her voice and pretending to be her own publicist. We know that raggedy tampon doesn’t have a spokeswhore! And we know what “just friends” means to her. That just means she hasn’t let him do it in her no-no hole yet.

Daisy also flashes her skanks bags in Tommy Lee’s Titty Cam video which plays before every Mötley Crüe’s show. Aww….they work together. It must be true love. Honestly, these two poster skanks for the CDC make sense to me.

And I think you caught the clap from reading this post. You better head down to the free clinic and get that shit checked out.

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