He Should Have Kept That To Himself

August 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Legendary pepaw Ernest Borgnine was on Fox & Friends and they asked him what’s his secret to looking so young. He giggled a little and then whispered it to the dude next to him. It was a whisper we all heard.

Ernest softly said, “I masturbate a lot.” Great. Just what I needed. The sexy image of Pepaw Ernest rubbing on his shriveled turtle head while watching “Murder She Wrote.” Do you think he cums dust?


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