Choke On It!

August 14, 2008 / Posted by:

That’s the same face I make whenever I look at pictures of Tori the Hutt and her oaf of a husband. In fact, I’m making that face now. Come to think of it, I should always make that face. You never know when a 10-incher might magically land in. Enough of that filth talk. Out of the gutter and into the Tori.

Tori the Hutt and that douche-person she calls a spouse caused a paparazzi frenzy yesterday when they tried to have lunch. I don’t know why the paps were going so crazy. Don’t they know that Bigfoot has already been found?

And is Tori knocked up again?! I wouldn’t doubt it. Every time I see her in pig tails, it seems she’s about to spawn again. Tori and Dean probably fuck the way bearded dragons fuck.

In other Tori the Hutt news, she told OK! Magazine that even though she’s not in the pilot episode of “90210,” she plans to do the show in the future. She didn’t talk about the “money issue” though. She said, “I was supposed to be in the pilot and then I had Stella daughter when they went back into production so it didn’t work out, but I’m hoping to return later in the season.”

How cute of Tori to think that the show is actually going to last that long. And if it does last that long, they still won’t want to pay top dollar for her ass.

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