Wonky Sued For Being A Lazy Whore

August 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. filed a lawsuit yesterday against Wonky McValtrex (that’s her legal name) for not properly promoting some bunk ass movie she was in. According to the lawsuit, Wonky was paid $1 million to star in and promote “National Lampoon’s Pledge This!.” Since Wonky starred in it, they should have changed the name to “National Poon’s Pledge This!.

World Entertainment Group should also sue themselves for being dumb enough to pay that wonky-eyed skank $1 million. Although, according to IMDB the movie made $1.5 million worldwide.

They are asking for only $75,000 in damages.

Can they also request a sentence of life in prison? Or maybe they can ask the court to send her to Guantanamo as punishment? Actually, can they also send the people that actually paid to see this shit show to prison as well? I’m sure it’s against the law somewhere. Check the book!

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