The Alien Princess In Paradise

August 13, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m going to assume that Princess RiRi was in a bikini pinch, so she quickly searched through the discount bin of a low-rent lingerie store and picked out the first two things she could fit into. For a second there I thought she was wearing smiley face bikini briefs. I mean, those things are “period panties.” They aren’t meant to be worn at the beach.

Here’s Princess RiRi sunning her tenhead in Barbados with her man Chris Brown. I’m surprised her royal forehead got on a banana boat. I love those things. The last time I was at the beach and wanted to get on one, my cunty ass friend said, “Don’t let Michael get on it! His ass will suck it up.” Rude. True, but rude.

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