Pammy Has A New Dude

Pamela Anderson was reportedly back with Tommy Lee, but she later brushed it off by saying she’s just “living” with him while her house “gets built.” There’s a vagina rejuvenation joke in there somewhere. Anywhore, Pammy might be telling the truth, because E!’s Marc Malkin claims she has a new man.

This isn’t just any new man, he’s apparently royalty. She’s a royal whore, so they make a perfect couple. The mystery dude is a member of Abu Dhabi’s royal family. Pammy met him while visiting Abu Dhabi last June. She also announced that she’s working with the royal family to build an ecofriendly bordello in the area. Okay, they’re building a hotel. We say whore house, she says hotel.

Pammy and her new dude were seen out in West Hollywood this past weekend. She calls him Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short. Well, hopefully she’s going to milk that dude for all he’s worth. He sounds like he cums money.

She needs to marry that dude. I normally wouldn’t advise that to a skank who has been married more times than she can count (seriously, she can’t count that high), but she has to marry him without a prenup. Once she gets his money and leaves him, she’ll have to join the witness protection program, but that’s ok! She can cover her safe house in gold and diamonds.