Is This Your Worst Nightmare?

August 13, 2008 / Posted by:

The Crackie of Camden is the #1 celebrity British people have nightmares about. Since that’s the case, maybe she should play Freddy Krueger in the new “Nightmare on Elm Street” movie. She’s already got the face for it. Awww! I shouldn’t say that. It’s just that she has a face only a drug dealer could love.

Dreamboat Doherty was also on the list at #4. Whoever is having nightmares about Dreamboat needs serious counseling. Actually, they need to be throw in the loony bin for the rest of the days. That just doesn’t make sense. You have dreams about Dreamboat, not nightmares! Duh! It’s in his name. My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain’t being too sublte.

The survey, conducted by Travelodge, asked 3,500 people which celebrity or politician they usually have nightmares about. Here’s the top 10:

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Gordon Brown
4. Pete Doherty
5. The Cheeky Girls
6. Simon Cowell/Kerry Katona
7. Cherie Blair
8. Jodie Marsh
9. Heather Mills
10. Alistair Darling

JODIE MARSH?! Okay, these people must be eating chocolate before bedtime. Where are the real monsters? Parasite Hilton? The Hogans? Tori and Dean? These are the hos that give me nightmares!


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