Page Six reports that 80-year-old pepaw Adam West might join the next cast of “Dancing with the Has-Beens.” A source said, “Adam is in outstanding shape. He works out an hour a day and walks with his big dog on his farm in Sun Valley, Idaho.” Walks with big dog on farm? Is that code for something I should know about? It sounds sort of sexy.
Adam’s rep would not say that nothing is definite. The entire cast will be announced on August 25th. Just add the OG Batman to the long list of skanks who are rumored to be joining the cast. They include Chloris Leachman, Lance Bass, Toni Braxton, Jewel, Ty Murray and Florence Henderson.
Adam, Chloris and Florence are too good for that shit! They should be doing a sitcom together or starring in Werther’s Originals commercials. But if Adam insists on doing the show, this should be his opening number: