Crimped Hair!!!

August 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Why in Bindi Irwin hell did Ty Ty crimp her weave?! If you ask her about it, she’ll probably say, “Oh! I invented crimped hair. Don’t you know?” Yes, I do know. I also know that I’ve had a fascination with crimped hair ever since I was a little homo child playing with my sister’s Barbies.

My favorite Barbie was the one who looked like she could smooth wood with her hair. I’m talking about Beach Barbie (or maybe it was Skipper?). I loved that bitch. I wanted crimped hair so bad because of her. For Christmas one year, my sister got one of those irons with changeable plates including a crimped one. I used the fuck out of that shit. If I had pubic hair back then, I would’ve crimped it.

That being said, Ty Ty looks like something out of The Fifth Element.

Ty Ty crimped her hair yesterday to celebrate Vogue Italia’s all-black issue with Chanel Iman, Stacey McKenzie, Selita Banks, Veronica Webb, Toccara, Beverly Johnson and many other models. Naomi Campbell wasn’t there. Well, probably because seeing Ty Ty’s face makes her want to beat a bitch with a Blackberry and she’s trying to work on that.

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