Brace Yourselves! Eva Is Trying To Have A Baby!

August 13, 2008 / Posted by:

File this under: Can’t she just buy a baby mouse instead? “Desperate Housewives” creator Marc Cherry opened his butterball mouth to UsWeekly and said that Eva LongWHORIA is trying to have a baby. Alert the fucking world! You know she made him announce that.

He said that Eva and Tony are “desperately trying to get pregnant.” I love how he threw the name of his show in there. Marc went on to say, “After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call.” Negative. The first call will be to their PR sluts to begin the baby whoring.

You better believe that if she’s pregnant, she’s going to sell everything. EVERYTHING. She’s going to sell the baby announcement, the ultrasound pictures, her placenta, the umbilical cord and limited-edition jars of her amniotic fluid. Shit, if the price is right, she’ll even sell her baby! She’ll also talk about it day and night. Eva will even launch the Eva Baby Watch Channel. 24-hours of Eva LongWHORIA baby news! Barf.

Here’s Eva on the set of DH looking like she just got off the graveyard-shift from her job at Howard Johnson’s. There’s a little nip action in some of the pics, just so you know. I pity the poor child who has to suck on those selfish things. Yes, Eva has selfish nipples. You can tell.

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