One…two….Billy Bob’s coming for you. No. That doesn’t have a nice ring to it. Michael Bay is currently working on butchering the classic “Nightmare on Elm Street,” and apparently he’s signed Billy Bob Thornton to play Freddy Krueger. Billy Bob would make a better Crypt Keeper instead.
What is wrong with Robert Englund? You can’t make a “Nightmare” movie without Robert. He IS fucking Freddy. You basically just need him and Heather Langenkamp! Those bitches aren’t doing anything. Although, I would rather Heather reprise her role as Marie in the TV remake of “Just the Ten of Us.” But that’s just me.
I mean, Billy Bob?! I guess he sort of makes sense since his face makes kids eat their own hair, but he’s no Robert Englund!