The Girl To Beat

August 12, 2008 / Posted by:

During every season of “America’s Next Top Model” there’s usually at least one girl who Miss Jay and Ty Ty make fun of for looking too trannyrrific. Well, this season when they tell Isis (above) that she looks too “mannish” in pictures, they won’t be too far off. You see, Isis is a real life tranny! Although, I’m pretty sure Dominique from last season was the show’s first official tranny. There’s no way that ho has a vagina.

According to Pazzo Kevin, Isis took part in the “homeless” photo shoot on the show last season. That’s the shoot where the homeless teens looked hotter than the actual contestants.

Fucking finally! I’ve been waiting for Ty Ty to pull out this card. She’s had the gayelle, the chick with Aspergers, the twins and now the transgendered girl! You know Ty Ty is going to talk about how she’s single-handedly opening the modeling doors for the transgendered community. She’s going to cry crocodile tears when she talks about how she’s not a tranny, but she knows how it feels to be different, because she was made fun of for being too tall in school. Seriously, she always whines about how life was so hard for her growing up because she was too tall and had a forehead you could see from space. I mean, WTF?

Isis is seriously the one to beat! I’m putting all my Monopoly money on her. Below are some of my other favorite girls who actually look more like dudes than Isis does. If you an eff, you can also visit Top Model LiveJournal to see the rest of the hos from season 11. Yes, season 11. 11 seasons of Ty Ty’s craziness.

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