She Misses Her Tight Rolled Jeans
August 12, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
A sad little Katie Holmes dragged herself into rehearsal this morning in NYC. She looks like a Morrissey song. Homebot needs a little hug and a cookie. Scratch that. She doesn’t eat cookies. She needs a reboot and a new microchip.
Last night, Katie played the “happy wifey” at Tommy Girl’s movie premiere in Los Angeles. She jumped on the family spaceship right after the premiere and made her way back to New York, where she’s still rehearsing for “All My Sons.”
Katie’s probably depressed because everyone hated her tight rolled jeans. And by “everyone” I mean everyone but me. They grew on me. I like holding on to the past. I still have one of my fucking Cabbage Patch Dolls.
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