Moustache Ride

August 12, 2008 / Posted by:

I’ve always wanted to see Robert Downey Jr. with a moustache, but this isn’t what I had in mind. Usually a moustache can make a dude look like an evil child toucher or a porn star from the 70s. RDJ looks more like the latter. Personally, I’m into it. It’s looks like one of those furry, black catepillars lounging on his lip. RDJ wore his furry friend to the “Tropic Thunder” premiere last night where he was joined by his wifey.

Matthew McConaughey also tore himself away from his double bong to show up to the premiere. Thankfully, he left Levi Strauss at home. It’s also a good thing that he kept his sunglasses on. Bloodshot stoner eyes never look good in pictures.

Also, I just looked up the cast of this Tropic Thunder shit on IMDB and it says Tyra Banks plays herself in it! Why the hell wasn’t she at the premiere?! Shit, why wasn’t the premiere held on her show?! Hell, why wasn’t it called “Tyra Thunder” instead?!

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