I Give It One Week

August 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Sir Bob Geldof’s daughter and one of the biggest messes of the UK, Peaches Geldof, married some dude in Las Vegas. The Sun reports that 19-year-old Peaches and 23-year-old Max Drummey of the American band Chester French got hitched on either Wednesday or Thursday of last week.

None of their family or friends were around to witness this blessed union. Her spokesbitch issued this statement:

The couple tied the knot in a simple low-key ceremony in Las Vegas last week, while holidaying in America. Peaches first met Max, 23, a Harvard graduate in anthropology, two years ago. Max’s band, Chester French, played at the ITV iTunes festival, where Peaches was a co-presenter of the show. The acclaimed new Boston band were signed by Pharrell Williams to his label Star Track, a subsidiary of the giant Interscope Label.”

Peaches was reportedly dating Farris Rotter of the band The Horrors. They recently broke up and I guess she celebrated by getting married! And it’s a good thing her spokesperson issued a statement. Peaches probably didn’t even know her new husband went to Harvard! The things you learn about your spouse from a press release!

Peaches recently made news when she apparently overdosed. She later brushed it off and said it was just a “bad experience.” Hmmm….something tells me she’ll say the same thing in a couple of days when she files for annulment.


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