Dumb Bitch Of The Day

August 12, 2008 / Posted by:

An employee at a Burger King in Xenia, OH decided it would be really fucking hilarious to get naked and have a Calgon moment in one of the sinks while another employee filmed it. The douche employee who goes by the name of Mr. Unstable (that’s probably his real name) even tells the ho filming it to go and get Karen, the manager on duty.

I am shocked at Karen! She looks like the type who balances her checkbook, goes to church every Sunday, doesn’t swear and even puts on two pairs of panties “just in case.” And she just nods her head when she learns about this fuckery!

The video somehow made its way onto MySpace yesterday and from there it spread all over the internet. It eventually landed on the eyes of the County Health Commissioner, Mark McDonnell. Needless to say, he didn’t find it as hilarious as Mr. Unstable did. He immediately sent his staff to the BK to investigate. All the employees involved were fired, including Karen. How is she going to show her face in church on Sunday?!

Burger King said they properly sanitized the sink several times and threw out all utensils involved in the incident. That’s still not enough for Crystal Dodge (HOTTEST NAME EVER), who regularly eats at that very BK. She said, “That’s just disgusting. I wouldn’t want to eat here after I heard something like that, that’s just not appropriate for employment. This kind of stunt really is a black eye for the restaurant itself.” I wouldn’t call it a “black eye,” Crystal Dodge. I’d call it a dirt star.

I also hate to break it to Crystal Dodge, but I’m pretty sure Mr. Unstable has probably done worse. You know he’s pissed in the ketchup and whopped one in a Whooper or two.

This is exactly why you need to stay away from meth! It makes you wear a tarantula on her head, and bathe in places where no one should ever bathe.

That being said, I’d totally hit it in a Burger King sink. Clip below:

Burger King Employee Takes Bath In Sink – Watch more free videos

Thanks Matt

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