Cry Me A River, A Really Slutty River

August 12, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Sienna Miller was trying to pump in peace, but the paparazzi just wouldn’t let her! Cock blockers! The hobag tried to get filled in Mali-boo-hoo yesterday when she was surrounded by photographers. She begged them to leave her ass alone and when asked about Balthazar Getty, she said, “I’m just trying to fill up my fucking car!”

Sienna finally had enough and asked one of the gas station attendants to pump her up. After he filled her, Sienna drove to the police station to ask for help. They escorted her back to her hotel.

You know what Sienna needs? She needs a few lessons about how to deal with the paparazzi from our very own international supermodel Phoebe Price. Chicken Cutlets can teach her how to take a situation like this and turn it into your very own photo shoot. Sienna could have posed with that pump or leaned against her car in a sultry way. The possibilities are endless!

Tags: Sienna Miller

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