Wino Found!
August 11, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Thank the crack gods for this Wino fix! The withdrawals were getting really ugly. I mean, I almost chewed off half of my toe nails.
The Crackie of Camden was spotted outside of a recording studio in East London this past weekend. She’s alive! Well, that statement is up for debate. Wino was last spotted on July 28th. How the hell have the ice pop vendors stayed in business without their Wino?!
And her crack hive looks a little sickly. Does it have a toothache? Is that why that scarf is wrapped around it?
Sigh. I’m already feeling better, but it’s nothing like my first Wino hit. Chasing the Wino!
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