Where Are You Wino?!

August 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Now I know how Amy Wino feels after she hasn’t had a little kiss from her crack pipe for a few hours. I’m going through Wino withdrawals! It’s been almost two weeks since she went to the hospital for having a “bad reaction to medication.” Her drug dealer totally fucked up her prescription. Since then, The Crackie of Camden has been holed up in her crack castle!

Mitch Wino tied her up to the bed, didn’t he? He also sedated her crack hive, so it won’t run away.

Anycrackie, since there’s not much news on Wino, I’ll have to settle for some news on Blaaaake. Blaaaaake’s hot mom said he might be released on December 30th. She said, We’re hoping that his probation officer will advise him to stay with us. If he’s linked with drugs on his weekend visit he will lose the right to come out early. He will be released on December 30 if he’s a good boy. I’ve told him to keep his head down.” A professional crackhead staying clean on New Year’s? Oh, who fucking cares about Blaaaake?! I thought it was the cheap hit I needed to hold me over until I get some real Wino news, but I was wrong.

I need Winooooooo! Give me Winooooooo! Feed me Winooooo! Just the tip!

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